Watermelon whisky sour today, by the way. We were fortunate enough to find this magical stuff that is PURE BOTTLED WATERMELON JUICE. WHAT?! It’s amazing because it so refreshing and full of flavor, but not sugary and sticky like most juices. Mix it with whisky, mix it with gin, vodka, whatever! I like to add lime juice, a couple dashes of angostura bitters, and some sweetener to taste. Fresh mint leaves if you’ve got them. Homemade ginger vodka sometimes, and it’s even been great with a touch of absinthe or chartreuse. Yes, my friends, this is what a real energy drink looks like.
So there you go, a multitude of vague cocktail recipes written in paragraph form.